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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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In Club Detention, players are thrust into the shoes of a former instructor, disgraced and seeking one final chance to recover their academic occupation. This isn't your normal classroom, nevertheless; to assist a notoriously troublesome class of hopelessly ignorant young ladies from ultra-rich households towards graduation, you need to concurrently handle a busy hostess club. The game masterfully blends several direct storylines with a dynamic sandbox-style gameplay, challenging you to balance the demanding nightlife of club administration with the special academic requirements of your spoiled, yet eventually redeemable, trainees. As an adult visual book, it explores complicated character interactions and options, all while you navigate the high-stakes world of elite academia and lavish enjoyment, aiming to turn these fortunate pupils into successful graduates.
In a little, simple house nestled near the coastline, a young kid named Kaito dealt with his mom. One peaceful afternoon, while checking out the dirty attic, his interest led him to an old, strong breast stashed underneath a stack of failed to remember blankets. With a grunt, he handling to pry open the heavy lid, exposing a variety of old keepsakes, faded materials, and underneath everything, a single fruit unlike any type of he 'd seen before. It wasnt the lively, swirled fruit explained in the fantastical tales whispered among sailors; it looked, strangely, like a completely average, maybe somewhat large, orange, albeit with an unnervingly smooth, unblemished skin. He chose it up, feeling its solid weight in his little hand, a faint, wonderful scent clinging to it. This was no typical fruit, though it lacked the tell-tale patterns-- it was, unknown to Kaito, an akuma-no-mi, its dormant power lying deep within, waiting on the moment it would lastly awaken.
Two famous anime universes are ultimately clashing! "Fairy Tail" vs "Naruto"! Well, may be not the whole universes but only two characters. But they are non the less then Erza Scarlett and Sakura Haruno! And could be not clashing - two horny gal have a favorable fucking at friday night. Erza puts on her largest strapon and Sakura willingly open her legs - so the act scene starts! All that you can do here is witness - witness cute and almost petite (in comparement together with Erza) Sakura with her legs behind her head gets her clean shaved and already wet cunny being calmed by green strapon faux-cock and loves it's every stir! It's possible to see how confident Erza is - this huge-boobed red-haired probaly fucked everyone in her own series and now has to fuck chicks from the others!
New parody with"Naruto Shippuden" characters. This time Kushina Uzumaki will get fucked by Raikage! How is it possible you will ask? Well, to keep a powerfull Ay Raikage behind the pubs with only one guard on witness seems to be a fail from the conclusion. And the guard - which can be devotee favourite Kushina in pretty sexy uniform by the way - wil find this out pretty quickly! Stupid pubs can't hold on Raikage's man power when he has to witness this exy red-haired in front of him all day long - it drives him wild! Wild enogh to break the iron pubs, grab his prisoner and fuck her right on her own desk - he will take his time banging this tart doggy style and milking her enormous tits! Not much gameplay but quite colorful and intense animation - for all admirers of manga porn parodies with Naruto characters!
Beautiful and big-titted Tsunade - a beautiful blonde youthfull woman loves to suck a fat cock. This is her sexy fetish. When Tsunade bj's manstick, she perceives like a cheap whore from a city brothel. In this interesting flash hookup game you will see Tsunade sucking manstick and munching big sack of babymakers. So look at the game screen. You see a blonde who licks at dick. Her raw lips polish the cockhead by munching it like a banana. Then Tsunade embarks to drink fat dick because she likes super deepthroat oral pleasure. Use the mouse or the arrow buttons to change the game animated hookup scenes. Enjoy how the big-titted and depraved Tsunade bj's a fat dick. Start playing at this time.
You must have thought that such great appartment was provided for such affordable price for a reason. And this reason is... weak walls! Just one little earthquacke is what required for you to have an immediate roomie. His name is Riley, he is graphic designer, he is adorable looking and has extremely sensitive nature. Yeah-yeah, Riley is an excellent femboy. So deal with it. Like, really. You will really has to deal with this femboy and only your decisions will define what kind of life it is going to be.
This story has quite traditional beginning - young and unexperienced gal transfers to huge city where she will discover a great deal of new chances and deal with a great deal of new temptations. However which ones will win the battle for Eva's (that's our primary heroine's name btw) spirit and mind? Guide Eva with her new life and witness her improvement into either much better or worse version of herself!
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If you are into anime and redheads then our today's guest star has no requirement for any type of extra introductions - right here and now you will get the possibility to fuck non aside from Orihime Inoue from "Bleach"! Touch her, tease her, strip her and fuck her in one of lots of methods while checking out all the personalization choices letting you to develop the scene in the method that you personally like!
Complying with the title in this game you will end up on an island. However not just any type of island - this is the island where lots of prominent anime unverses satisfy! And you? You will satisfy the most popular chicks from all these worlds! Somehow you are the only male around right here so don't be so shocked by all the interest you will get. And don't let this interest to distract you from checking out the primary secret of this location. Well, to distract you for as well long a minimum of.
Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke is one hazardous opponent not only since he is strong as well as knowledgeable however likewise since he is wise. For instance in this game he is going to utilize most recent weapon against the Teen Titans - it's sex! For that he catches Robin as well as injects him with some special lotion - the lotion that will make Robin into unstoppable sexy stud whenever he will see the gal hot enough! And as all of us understand in Teen Titans team there are lots of fuckable hotties...
You are playing as a person who has to deal with your buddies child named Milly. Her parents had to transfer to one more country due to theor tasks though they didnt wish to take Milly out of her friendly atmosphere particularly when she has started her examining at college. So leaving her under your protection appeared like a great idea. Though appears like Milly is going to discover a great deal of new wonderful things not only at college...
When you were the powerful devil lord ruling the limitless lands with lust and corruption. However somehow you were defeated and put behind bars for lots of and lots of years. Planning your getaway took some time, preparing it took even longer yet whatever has gone south in a blink of an eye and you have gotten away not only from your prison however from your own body and your dimension! Now you are possessing one of those weak creatures referred to as 'people '. As for fortunately spreading lust and corruption in this world may be even much easier...
This is a story of incubus - the only one left of his entire demonic race that was erased by the group of divine warriors one of which has spared the demonic kid and even increased him. Will this act of generosity alter the extremely nature of the creature or will it's demonic tradition will take over ultimately? To rind the response for this concern the last of incubus will have to go with experience on his own...
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Although this parody game generally includes only one animated scene - the scene in which busty Hinata Hyuga from "Naruto Shippuden" gets fucked in a bareback setting - you can varry it in lots and lots of methods: modification and mix over ten different settings with Hinata's clothing, accessoires and conditions to produce particularly interesting attire and circumstances!
Now being growned up Naruto doesn; t have much of interesting experiences yet he utilized to previously. And although a few of such experiences can be supplied by his attractive and attractive better half Hinata when Naruto gets back it is still inadequate. Will Naruto discover the balance between peace and action or will the routine take over him at last? The response depends upon lots of crucial decisions that you will produce him during this visual novel!
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Next objective of young ninjas of Konoha Village is going to be extremely special - for some unobvious reasons Woman Tsunade is sending only female ninjas to complete it... as well as thanks to his sexy-jutsu improvement skill Naruto joins the celebration at the extremely last moment! Yet exactly how professsional he will stick with his attractive buddies now depends upon lots of as well as lots of options that you will make during this hentai parody visual novel!
The time has come for Sakura - one of Woman Tsunade's best and preferred trainee - to understand about her most powerful secret ninjutsu method which is called as... Futa-No-Jutsu! And indeed, it does precisely what you have consider: it provides busty milf Tsunade a massive futanari dick! And Sakura always keeps in mind that Tsunade wont be usung such powerful method without supplying her with an appropriate method...
Considering That Luke and Leia Skywalker are twins they both have strong connection with the Force. However exactly how did it occur that only Luke has ended up being the master jedi while his sibling has not? The response is simplier than you believe - during her time at the jedi academy hot and sexy Leia was spending the majority of the time by fucking or getting fucked! Well, a minimum of she has turned into wonderful diplomat...
Adult-oriented attractive animation game. Are you excited to witness Ty Lee, the sensational hottie, get completely fucked? Dressed like a cowboy, she experiences a dick and has an extraordinary shape. There are lots of tasty choices on the ideal side of the screen as she spreads her legs large. On the left side, you can manage the speed of sex and change her appearance from head to toe. Although the animation never ends, you can manage when it does by choosing the button on the left side of the screen.
Intercative manga porn parody that will once again allow you to satisfy your beloved heros of"Ben 10: The Ultimate Alien" toon series But clearly this time they are going to do something that you will never see in the official series. The principal heroin is skinny (and very slutty) red-haired Gwen who is going to be fucked not only by Ben but Max as well! This threesome fuck-fest landscape will have some versions which you may pick from the list of avialable actions. Once the act is selected the animation will begin as well as the pleasure meter will begin to packing up. Once it will get total you can get on the next stage including foray fuck-fest. Fill it one more time and you will activate special popshot scene! Ofcourse you can replay the scene and try other options or enjoy the ones that you like donce more.
"Star Moans" smartly satirizes the cherished world of "Star Wars," weaving together a funny narrative full of identifiable characters and situations. Comply with Leia as she navigates her rebellious spirit and famous leadership while likewise participating in unforeseen and provocative circumstances that supply a fresh comical twist. Han Solo brings his signature appeal and roguish antics, discovering himself in shocking encounters that parody his epic adventures. Chewbacca, the devoted sidekick, adds a layer of amusement with his unique roars and his own peculiar experiences.
The game is a turn-based battle that features our favorite sexy girls from the anime series "Bleach" like Rangiku Matsumoto, Orihime Inoue, Shihouin Yoruichi and Hannemu! The girls will initially test your combat skills but soon, it will be you battling the girls in one or two however always in sexual ways! Are you ready?
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat